Dental Hygienist from the Black Lagoon
OMG SEW STREZZED
Aww, you have a paper, a presentation and 2 finals next week? That’s so cute!
I HAD A 25+PAGE PAPER ABOUT PERIODONTAL DISEASE, A FUCKING BULLSHIT PORTFOLIO, A COMMUNITY DENTISTRY PRESENTATION, A MOTHERFUCKING TABLE CLINIC, A NERB SLIDE EXAM, A CLINICAL NERB EXAM, THE MOTHERFUCKING NATIONAL BOARD EXAM, 90000 DRUG REPORTS, CLINICAL BULLSHIT, AND 6 FUCKING FINALS.
SHUT UP.
Erryday
My patient: “Do you eat meat? They kill piglets by pulling out their guts with pliers”
Me: COOL! Can you turn your head towards me please?
You Know You’re In Dental Hygiene School If:
You have no problem greeting someone and asking to look at their teeth in the same breath.
Your idea of being rebellious is wearing wearing socks that aren’t white
Wearing earrings is deemed “unprofessional” but begging crackheads to come in for you is “being pro-active”
You have to be physically restrained if someone remarks “How hard could it be, you’re just cleaning teeth?”
You scream ”ENTERING” whenever you encounter a revolving door
You consider it to be an easy week if you only have 3-4 quizzes/tests.
You laugh when your friends complain about having to take 3 finals at the end of the semester
Your instructor is always 15 minutes late to clinic, and penalizing you for finishing your patient 15 minutes late
It takes longer for you to get a scale check than it takes for you to drive home
You’ve taken up grabbing people’s face when you greet them.
You swear you have PTSD
DTF= down to floss.
You know there’s LOTS of crying in Dental Hygiene
“When I walk on by, dentists be thinkin “damn she grinds
TMJ is beat, grinding down my teeth like stumpy trees yeah!
This is how I roll, masseter muscle outta control
With abfractions down to the floor
throw your nightguard out the door!
Ahh Girl look at those facets! (x3)
I-I-I clench down!
Ahh Girl look at those facets! (x3)
When I walk in the spot this is what I see (okay!)
My oral parafunctional activity
I got some hypertrophy and I ain’t afraid to grow it, grow it, grow it, grow it..
I’m bruxin’ and I know it!
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Bu adam necidir???
Varanassi’nin accayip kalabalik bir caddesinde yururken kendisi ile karsilastik. Rehberimiz aynı soruyu bize sordu. Ben gercekten dusundum dusundum anlayamadim. Bir ara aklima geldi ama ihtimal veremedim.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
Yok dusunduyseniz siz de kendinizden suphe etmeyin. Adam, disci!!!
alttaki resim de muayenehanesi!!
For all of you student hygienists
What’s the most difficult aspect of DH school? Does it change how you feel about the profession? How would you change it?
